Hi Everyone!
Finally found a way, @JimmyTheSnitch was right, the SD card MAKES all the difference.
Burn an image of the device into a trustworthy card, I’m using toshiba excel 16GB
Step 1: Update to Buster (follow the script)
Step 2: Update to Bullseye (follow the script)
Step 3: Update to Bookworm (follow the script, fully automated)
Now the fun part, after having a look around for imagers, Michaels imager is the most optimized.
Step 4: Install/run another dietpi and put the new burned card into a usb reader, in the “another” pi. In the “another” pi, just use his script curl runner, in my case,
Step 5: I’ve actually copied the script for a bash file.
Now, the tricky part was Bookworm release repos seems to lack the release file, which breaks the dependency updater/installer on the first Main() line of Michaels imager script.
Update/install the dependencies manually, or:
Step 6: Edit the file and add “echo y | apt install parted fdisk zerofree xz-utils” to the beggining.
Step 7: CHMOD and run the new script. Fill up the forms and wait.
Step 7: Add a new USB storage to the “another” pi, mount it and copy the newly created image from it.
All done, oh the joy!
Thank you all everyone! I’ll be making the image available to the public as I know that there are a lot of people stuck with orange pi zero’s that they can’t update.